This month’s cat vocabulary is the term feline paralysis which is the condition in which a person is unable to move due to a the presence of a cat on her or his lap. Any reasonable crazy cat person will not move or try to get up whenever there is a cat on their lap.
It’s just the way it is. The cat rules and knows it. The cat knows when they take it too far and when they don’t. While the crazy cat person puts up with the cat’s antics all the time.
Who wouldn’t want a purring cat on their lap? Especially when they don’t feel well?